T-shirt - Ask Me About My Butthole (Discreet) - Oversized
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Same conversation starter, quieter delivery. This one is an oversized fit with a heavy drop-shoulder cut and a clean, blank front. The message is printed small across the upper back, so only the people behind you in line, at the bar or on the dance floor get the full experience.
For anyone who likes their humor more like an inside joke than a billboard. From the front, it reads as a relaxed, boxy basic you’ll wear with everything. From behind it’s a little surprise. It’s subtle enough for most rooms and still bold enough to get a reaction.
Note! Oversized, boxy fit with dropped shoulders. Order your usual size for the intended loose look, or size down for a closer fit. Model is wearing the largest size.
SIZE GUIDE
| Size | Chest cm / in |
Back length cm / in |
|---|---|---|
| S | 63 / 24.75 | 73 / 28.5 |
| M | 67 / 26.5 | 75 / 29.5 |
| L | 71 / 28 | 77 / 30.25 |
| XL | 76 / 29.5 | 80 / 31.5 |
| 2XL | 81 / 32 | 82.5 / 32.5 |
Measurements may vary by 2–5 cm.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Care for your cotton garments and printed artwork with gentle washing and low heat. Always follow the care label on your garment.
| Washing | Hand-wash inside out where possible. Wash with similar colours. |
|---|---|
| Temperature | If machine-washing, use the lowest suitable temperature, no higher than 30°C. |
| Bleaching | Do not bleach. |
| Drying | Line-dry. Do not tumble dry. Keep black garments out of direct sunlight while drying. |
| Ironing | Iron inside out on a low-temperature setting. |
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